SPARKLY CHOLO SHANK ME OR SPANK ME FOOL
ultrafacts:

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another reason I love tesla. as if I needed one tho

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another reason I love tesla. as if I needed one tho

I hate myself more than anything… and that’s a shitty feeling…

methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons

methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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teamfreekickass:

facesoap:

anti-september/pro-october blog

You can say you should just….wake me up when september ends

Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground.
Kyoko Escamilla   (via lyrexz)
illblowyourwhistle:

I’m a slut and I want your cock baby.

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

failbag:

I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me

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